What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

How do you feel cockroach?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!